American horror story 's 100th episode scared up a few celebratory surprises on Wednesday including a fun connection to a previous season, the return of a fan-favorite performer and, of course, more twists than Trevor's baby elephant trunk at.
The episode began with a flash-forward to 1985, where we joined Richard and Jingles' killing spree already in progress. Bert and Ernie style in a nice quiet suburb. Sadly, Richard's bloodlust – much like Ernie's – what just too strong, so he gets poor Jingles to keep cracking skulls. That is, until Jingles got the brilliant idea to expose Richard, resulting in him getting beaten to bloody pulp in the city streets.
We then jumped to 1989, at which point things got truly insane. Like, coked-up Dynasty levels of crazy. While Xavier and Montana were gleefully murdering anyone foolish enough to stumble into Camp Redwood, Margaret was building a real estate empire by turning infamous horror sites – including Briarcliff Manor! – into profitable tourist attractions. And Trevor, who apparently survives his death, agrees to marry Margaret and reap the benefits of the good life. Besides, Margaret pointed out, "They can not make you testify against your spouse."
Leslie Jordan (as Margaret's assistant Courtney) arrived to inform his boss that Brooke lost her last appeal and was set to be executed. And speaking of familiar faces, who did Brooke reunite with in prison? Why, no other than Richard Brooke had done to Montana. "I gutted that bitch out of the inside out," she told him, "and now she's in hell, licking Satan's balls." Richard's response, of course, what that Montana "should be so lucky!"  Richard threw Brooke a lifeline of sorts, explaining that she could come to Satan as her master. (A simple simple exchange by American Horror Story 's standards, if I'm being honest.) But Brooke refused his offer with a simple "f-k off," leaving her to walk the green mile without an assist from the man downstairs.
Before receiving her lethal injection, Brooke took one last opportunity to confront Margaret – who said "You are going to burn for wanting to watch the. "(Yeah, for that and the million other atrocities she's committed.) But Brooke's plan to die with dignity was sidelined by Donna, who snuck into the facility and brought her back
Meanwhile, Margaret took advantage of the recent murders at Camp Redwood to return to stomping – he, stabbing – to throw up an expensive food and wine festival for rich, thrill-seeking idiots , Billy Idol, guests were also promised "plenty of spooky and bloody surprises." any any that?
Now let's go back to Mr. Jingles, who is living in Alaska with a wife and son. He assured his new bride that he had moved from the Redwood campsite, that he was free. Or so he thought. Satan – Jingles snapped. – Richard, who received a 'get out of jail free' card from Satan – Jingles snapped. He drops the baby off with his wife's sister, mothering something about how he wants to follow him, then stumbled off into the night in full-serial killer garb.
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