Co-anchor Colin Jost and Michael Che continued to notice Cohen's guilty plea and the Christmas decorations of the first lady at the "Weekend Update" desk.
This week, Americans were struck by the revelation that their president may have lied. Trump's former lawyer, Michael Cohen, whom I believe is the love child of Cellino and Barnes, testified in court that Donald Trump was still working on a deal to build a Trump Tower in Moscow well in his presidential campaign , Trump defended himself and said the deal was "very legal and very cool". What sounds like a Craigslist ad to Russian prostitutes: "No. 1 All-time babes, very legal, very cool, man, and we never kill you, just sometimes."
President Trump attacked Michael Cohen for pleading guilty to lied to the congress and called him a weak person, yes, really, what did that tell, his chin? Donald Trump does not realize that everyone he hires him in the end Leaving or being fired or locked up? Oh honey, it's you, he chooses advice on how my cousin Tasha selects baby dads.
First Lady Melania Trump was featured on social media for her Christmas exhibition Mocking White House, which has over 40 red trees this year, and sure, these trees look like sharp teeth in Satan's glowing mouth, but come on, people, Melania, they need them, their only other thing is a campaign against bullying, the exclusive ch was used to bully her. And it's not that most Christmas decorations are super tasteful anyway. Did you see what people put on their lawn? Maybe you think the White House should be full of inflatable Minions? Or how about this beautiful inflatable Santa Claus in an outhouse? This is real and costs 150 damn dollars. Do you also think that the Christmas exhibition would have been better if Hillary had won? Bill would do the decoration. This corridor would therefore consist of 100 percent leg lamps.
Seasonal Song of the Week
In a section that promises "a holiday message from the women of" SNL, "cast members, including Cecily Strong, Kate McKinnon, Leslie Jones, Aidy Bryant and Melissa Villaseñor sang a parody of "All I Want For Christmas Is You," addressed to Robert Mueller, and asked him to publish his report as soon as possible, some texts read:
I do not need a full impeachment trial
But we just need a bit of fun
Please tell us, we're not crazy
At least indictment of his eldest son  McKinnon stepped back from the song and pointed out a nervous restriction: "If the report is not a new one Information, "she said," then we'd rather never bring it out. "
Strong added," Because it's our last glimmer of hope, and I already have that drunk all the wine.
A Tribute to President Bush
At the end of the Weekend Update, Che and Jost paused to remember George Bush, the 41st President of the United States, who resigned Friday at the age of 94 died.