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Aston Martin enters the "Evil Lair" business



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Do you suspect your car could be a supervillain? Do you suspect that you, too, are a supervillain, perhaps because you are holding entire cities or making so many trips in your private jet that you are actually helping to accelerate the murder of the largest entity on the planet: the planet itself?

Well, then Aston Martin has the product for you!

Aston Martin announced on Thursday its new design service "Aston Martin Automotive Galleries and Lairs". Research may have shown that super villains prefer not to be labeled as such because people might become suspicious.

But the idea is to let people decide if Aston Martin should design a fancy garage or an entire garage. "Home or Luxury Retreat" to present either just an "automotive work of art" – like a Walhalla or a DB5, Aston said – or a "complete collection in a private museum".

The concept photos seem to look almost like CGI to the rest of the world – all of them are poor and not as good as you, the owner – while looking out over their acres of well-tended land a glass wall in the back of your strangely large but empty office, where it's impossible to do much because it's as desolate and barren as the land you conquered before you reached this office. However, anyone who has talked about the colossal waste of space has mysteriously disappeared. As such, you have forgotten your cherished input.

"A real shame," tell the FBI with a click on their lips as they visit their hiding place. "Are we done here? I really have to get started. "

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Aston Martin had not said at this time whether damned sharks with damn laser beams sticking to their damn heads are attached, belong to the delivery of the stores or if this were the case would be optional upgrade.


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