Okay, fine, probably it's not a buttectomy. But it's at least a buttotomy or a buttopsy. Dwight Howard out of all but nine Wizards this season will reportedly require surgery:
Washington Wizards center Dwight Howard probably wants to have a surgical procedure to provide relief from a gluteal injury that often sidelined him this season , league sources told ESPN.
Howard received a recommendation from a nerve specialist in Los Angeles on Thursday and may seek further consultation before making a final decision on a surgery that would cause him to miss a significant portion of the regular season.
19659005] Chris Haynes reported Friday morning Howard has been having surgery, with a typical recovery time of two to three months. Steve Buckhantz and Kara Lawson mentioned during Washington's Loss. Howard's gluteal discomfort was searched.
Howard in the two Wizards games since Masin Elijé accused Howard of harassment and abusive behavior, and an extensive injury-related absence, probably gets the team and its broadcasters off the hook for ever having to publicly address the issue. Dwight's pain is not real-he's been dealing with it since the back in the summer, when it was referred to as "back soreness" and it kept him out of the entirety of Wizards training camp and preseason.
The jury is silent on this latest update update is bad news, exactly, for Washington. The 8-13 Wizards are 4-4 this season in games at which Dwight played at least eight minutes, but those four wins came over teams with a combined 28-57 record, and Dwight has just finished with a positive plus-minus in one (1) this season-Washington's 13-point home win over the dreaded kinks back on November 4. In his current condition, Dwight solves none of the Wizards' persistent problems with three-point shooting, aimless and incoherent defensive rotations, half- assed switching, and indifferent transition defense. Washington's small-ball lineups, which they are now heavily involved in, are that they make a better rebound team, and they provide a little vertical spacing, but the former is irrelevant to Washington's small-ball lineups Ian Mahinmi has been mothballed for uselessness, and the latter ignores the fact that Dwight almost literally can not jump anymore. He had one throwback boxscore for the Wizards-a 25-point, 17-rebound effort in 27 minutes against the Nets-but finished that minus-11 game, which was incidentally the final score.
This is another Ernie Grunfeld, who inexplicably gave a washed-up Howard on optional second year in Washington worth $ 5.6 million, which was the moment it was offered and exponentially dumber in the months since. Howard's starting role and minutes are currently going to young Thomas Bryant. To replace his leadership, the Wizards wants to install Carrot Top * as team captain.
Do not put it past them.