The battle at Winterfell was extremely dark, bloody, cold and full of great guys with really bad dental hygiene.some rose from the dead to re-terrorize the living, and others were barely supported by their friends.
and now we've tracked frame track dark frames to count all the killings and deaths we've been able to. How many points have been sent by the main characters? How much time did you spend in combat? Who killed who and who was the most efficient warrior? There were some clear winners who would probably be singing along in Westeros in the years to come and there were some unexpected losers.
What follows is our Battle of Winterfell Box Score, a collapse of the longest (1
[Note: I am just one man slowly scrolling through 77 minutes of prestige television so there’s bound to be some sort of error here. Please correct me!]
First, some rules and a big warning:
Rules of Engagement
Indirect killings do not count.
The hardest and fastest rule we held ourselves was the idea that the dragons would be excluded. Drogon and Rhaegal were undoubtedly the MVPs as they fought on the outskirts of Winterfell and laid down fatigues (and weight giants) with ease. We have none of their killings attributed to Dany or Jon, their drivers, because the dragons are like a video game hack. It is fraud.
This also means that no indirect killings are taken into account. If that were the case, Melisandre, the slowest wanderer, would be at the top of the battlefield with the best warriors on the battlefield, because their movement in the moat is a change that prevents the castle from being overrun. On the other side of the moral fence is the Night King and his indirect killings by sending weights to the slaughter or V ice rion blambling things into hell. A no-go zone.
We were pretty liberal with a confirmed Wight kill. As long as someone stabbed a wet on screen, we called it a zombie death. There were limited times when you could see a setback that seemed to be holding its ground, but we like looking at the wounded as the damned, and that's how a kill was forgiven anyway.
We will not even get on the bad guy's side except to look at two big villains: the Night King and the huge Wight breaking into Winterfell.
Finally, we counted how many seconds each character was involved in the fight – but only while he was on screen. In addition, characters like Theon and Bran were not in the fight all the time in Winterfell's Godswood. Their entry into the battle took place only when the deity had penetrated. This enabled us to find out how efficient each warrior was by examining the number of killings per minute (KPM) from his involvement in the conflict.
When deciding whom to join in the big game, killing was the most important factor in the decision. Our main inspiration here is the NBA, so we've divided them into the top five, our bankers, which we swap and awarded to a brave soul the Battle of Winterfell MVP. Launching
Picking your Five for the Battle of Winterfell is a difficult task just because there are so many warriors who have proven their worth in battle before. Against Samwell Tarly, a man who is probably a better reader than a fighter, you have martial tails like Lyanna Mormont. They have the recently knighted Ser Brienne against a man who can set his sword on fire by whispering to him, Beric Dondarrion.
And you have Jaime Lannister, a man who has spent a lot of time on the battlefield, against someone like Arya Stark, who, though he is a trained murderer, has no time in big games.
There is no greater game than that in which you fight death yourself. How would this lack of experience show?
Having compiled the stats, Arya is a clear winner of the battle and possibly the most brutal warrior in the Empire. She leads the pack with 22 kills, most of them in a scene on the battlements, where she uses the double blades that Gendry forged to fire weight after blow. Of course, Arya's size and speed are beneficial, but she has also trained with some of the Empire's best fighters: The Faceless Men, Waif, Brienne and Hound.
Arya lands the equivalent of a NBA final at the NBA Finals, which is seven half-court bats from Half Court when she turns off the Night King while she is strangled to death. This is a fifth title belt of the KO line. She comes through at the greatest moment of all – and with the most kills in the episode – she is an absolute winner in the top five.
Arya joins Theon frickin 'Greyjoy, a man who virtually single-handedly prevented Bran from getting out of the wheelchair and carrying him to the Big Blue Bath. At a crucial moment in the battle, when almost everything was lost, Theon showed he had real balls and eliminated 20 Wights in the Godswood. Unfortunately, he stormed the Night King with his pike and missed it embarrassingly, but for his courage he ended up in the appetizer.
Our five are rounded off: Jorah (19 kills), Tormund (17) and Ser Brienne of Tarth (16). Worth noting here is that all three characters in the battle were much shorter on the canvas than Theon and Arya. All three had far better kills per minute (KPM) with Tormund taking the lead. The man who sucked on a giant's teat was on the canvas for less than 60 seconds, but he managed 17 kills during that time.
On the bench
If you're looking for someone to run away On the bench you want a spark – someone who will inspire the team to move forward while the big stars rest it. You are also looking for someone who is not "I, I, I" and wants to claim all glory. A team player, if you like.
No one had more sparks than Lyanna Mormont, the giant hunter.
Although the whole body of the Little Bear Queen like Unis 168 collapsed like Anderson Silva's leg in the palm of the mighty giant, she was able to get a brave knife in front of her and watch the Mammothwalker as the last act of defiance decompose. Only really 58 seconds in combat, their only kill is worth 20 kills. Can you imagine what damage the gigantic power would have gone through the inner fortress? From the moment we met her, she was brave, to the point of her brutal, limping end, and that's the first time she's been taken off the bench.
Two of the more inexperienced fighters (and lovers!), Podrick (9 kills, KPM 12) and Gendry (9 kills, KPM 13.8) did not get much of their time on the screen, but with each fight they came delivered with great efficiency. You can really see how the duo are assembling to share stories about the war, its ladies, and the fact that it's really easy to confuse them in the darkest televised fights ever made.
You have to hand it over to Jaime Lannister, who defends Ser Brienne with an assist in the late game, a great 7:02 KPM and 11 kills. Jaime, struggling side by side with the love of his life, scrounging through the battle of Winterfell, kept Brienne from a widely suspected death and proved that when he was really deep in Winterfell, he proved he still had it all with one hand. A lock on our fourth bank.
The last seat is hard, but we go with The Hound. Although his aversion to fire and his hatred of practically everything that exists can really swing the tide of a battle, his respect for Arya means he comes off the bench with some heat. Helping him with this are his 12 kills, but the Hound was one of our least efficient fighters (KPM 2.2). He spent a good deal of the battle shuffling through the castle or waging another war – against his own demons. 19659019] Trade
Some warriors just do not fit into a championship team, and it's worth their while to study a few trades – who would have helped to avoid that at the Battle of Winterfell?
Fire Sword or no, Beric's edition is limited. Is he afraid because there is no Thoros of Myr who revives him? Probably not. Beric has plenty of time to appear on the screen (3 minutes, 40 seconds), but much of it is spent inside the castle to defend and protect Arya. His KPM is low afterwards (1.17), and that could be tough on our man Beric, but we would have liked to see what Yohn Royce could have done in the fight.
Samwell Tarly, even with four brave kills, would be the Water Boy team. Did you see how he ended up crying? What are you doing, Sam ?! There is still time for the clock and you are weighing yourself. Get into the game. We would rather see hot pie as a pastry.
Ghost, we are not sure where you have gone or what you have reached at the front, but we would trade you in a heartbeat against Nymeria and her pack.
Bran spent the whole game on his Galaxy Brain iPhone watching replay of Lost's disappointing final. The sooner we exchange it, the better. There is another war, and Bran is virtually the most powerful magician in the world. What is he good for? Absolutely nothing. Swap it for a single chicken and feed it to the hound.
A brief note on the weight numbers
The Wights cause a lot of damage in this episode. There are some cases in which they make direct kills with the living (but no main characters), and their numbers are really confusing. During the first encounter, when they charge the Unpeckled in a tidal wave, there seem to be about 12 expanses over four unoccupied persons. Extrapolate, let's just say that there are three weights for each unsullied, which seems like a fairly conservative estimate.
From several early scenes we see the entire Unsullied Squadron. Behind each trebuchet stand 10 x 10 seasons and 2 seasons, so 200 man per Trebuchet. There are eleven trebuchets on the front line that can be seen when Dany and Jon miss the battle, that is, 2,200 men on the brink of battle. We also see that the unsealed squadrons 4 are deep. So 2,200 × 5 = 11,000.
A conservative estimate of the penetrating weights would then set the total (at the front and not the ones attacking the flanks) to 11,000 × 3 = 33,000, assuming the density of the weight remains the same until the unpolluted. Considering how they are overrun, we are fine-tuning this assumption and are ready to commit to the idea that hundreds of thousands of Wights have invaded Winterfell during the long night.
Good odds, then
Mother of Defeat
We have to talk about Daenerys Targaryen. The mother of the dragons made at the Battle of Winterfell one of the worst performance so far and was almost killed. Without the brave efforts of Jorah Mormont, Dany would be gone and Cersei would smash another wine with a smile from the Cheshire Cat.
Dany stumbles in this episode because she's just found out that Jon is indeed her nephew. Sad trombone. She plays distracted. She has other things to do, like the accidental incest. Unlike Michael Jordan's infamous "flu game," Dany can not kick what she eats. She is the anti-Michael.
First she lights the lighting of the ditch, because she is blinded by an ice cloud and does not think she … just goes down a bit? Her next mistake is to let Drogon sunbathe on the battlefield for so long that the Wights can crawl over him as if he's a cake at a picnic, bringing evil bites out of his dragon's skin. Dany almost kills Drogon for staring at Jon, who runs into the castle. Dany. Elevator.
And their most idiotic movement, similar to J. R. Smith in Game 1 of the 2018 NBA Finals, is trying to burn the Night King alive. Someone thinks she's saying that, hey, he's not burning? If it were that easy, Dany, we would have flown north and cracked without jeopardizing the entire population of Winterfell.
Your double support, when Jorah was overwhelmed, does not affect our opinion, even though she is brave. She kills once in close combat, but spends a lot of time with Drogon and sets her personal KPM at .15, the lowest of them all. She wanted to fight, she only made many bad decisions.
She is a great asset to the team, but this was her worst performance on the ground in the most important battle in human history .
The Battle of Winterfell MVP
You see, there is an obvious case for Arya Stark, who despite the fourth-lowest efficiency of the long night was still the most effective killer and one of the keys to victory.
So we're going to make it
Arya Stark's Longe at the Night King is a poster-dunk for the high fantasy audience.
It's a fifth round knockout from Showtime Kick.
It's a triple hour of half a place in the championship game.
Everything on which Game of Thrones builds itself, everything on which the Battle of Winterfell builds, was made possible by this one moment. Who else but Arya could be the MVP?
There may also be a case for Melisandre – who appeared at the last possible moment to offer some form of hope, courtesy of the mysterious Lord of Light. Her memory of Arya in memory recalled the lady of Winterfell when everything seemed lost. That's what Melisandre did, but using the nous, the smarts, the wisdom, the foresight, the sneaky dagger trick puts Arya to the top.
Melisandre can be satisfied with our award as Coach of the Year.
After the War
Some post-war notes:
- The dragons killed thousands of Wights – including a huge weight that was set on fire by Drogon about half the battle, if you look closely looking. In several places we went frame by frame and counted the weights in direct line of fire. It was a task for someone with more mental strength (or perhaps machine-learning ability) than us. Let's just say it was a bad day for the undead.
- The Wights claimed Edd, Beric, Jorah and 99 percent of the Dothraki Horde. Four main character kills are pretty good.
- Edd was 16 seconds in the episode before being depressed by a weight. We hope Gendry lasted longer.
- The Dothraki Horde had a better idea and was present for almost two minutes. They have no confirmed kills, but surely they had some small victories outside of Winterfell?
- Alys Karstark was in the last episode in the rally and was seen early in this alongside Theon. She was not seen again. Is she dead?
- The crypts were not as sure as many predicted, but I feel little changed. I wanted to see Headless Eddard.
- Davos has done an incredible job to avoid any kind of conflict, but also to give many people wonderful, stern looks. If looks could kill, he would have been MVP.
- We have not seen Yohn Royce anywhere. Where should he be?
- I was informed that Gray Worm is two words. Lahm.