I am convinced that Russell Wilson is not human. I do not watch football, but I look at SportsCenter and wait for the quarterback video clip from Seattle Seahawks showing how he gets fired and all his computer cables are uncovered. Or I'm waiting for Alfonso Ribeiro to escape from the basement of the subway to confront the Tether-Wilson for stealing his life.
Because nobody is so damn nice.
At this time, Russell Wilson is every man in every black movie who is not the man with whom the lead role is also married. He is the type that every mother of her daughter so far suggests, because he comes from a good family and goes to church. He should be hated because the way the universe works, nice people should not dive into rapper with in-bed videos about Ballinggggg!
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Wilson is supposed to be a loser except that he wins … in life!
Not only is he married to singer Ciara, but he has allegedly told her ex-rapper baby father that he can keep his keep for his son, whom Wilson supports in education. Not only did he sign one of the largest contracts in NFL history, but was the highest-paid player in the NFL, winning a signing bonus of $ 65 million.
And because Wilson had not managed to get the rest of us men to watch our game and wonder how we could improve it, he bought his mother a nice Mother's Day home.
And the evidence that Wilson is truly a great guy is his mother's genuine response to receiving a new home from her son, of which the Rest is indispensable, we men look bad. In fact, all of my mother's Mother's Day cards will be my mother's, "I know I'm not Russell Wilson, but …" I hope you enjoy this air fryer.
"In all these years you have never asked me for anything … the only thing you ever wanted is that I LOVE. Thank you for loving us the way you do. This is for you. I love you, mom. "Wilson wrote on Instagram.
Oh, and if all this was not enough, Ciara Wilson debuted her video "Beauty Marks" on The View, which is basically an montage of never-before-seen shots of personal moments with Wilson, including her wedding and the birth of her daughter. There are also shots of a shirtless Wilson rescuing a homeless cat, then raising this cat to a lion and then releasing this wildcat into an African forest. Later, he learns that the lion was killed by his jealous brother and Wilson must save the lion's son to teach the little lion to avenge his father's death. Or maybe that was The Lion King. I confused Simba and Wilson. Anyway, Wilson even surprised Ciara with a personal Mother's Day message in which he talked about how grateful he is to be her husband. Ciara could not stop crying. Damn, Wilson almost made me cry. Watch the beautiful moment below and just know that there is only one Russell Wilson. And he is married to Ciara.
I hope you like this waffle iron.