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"Saturday Night Live" Cold Open – Alec Baldwin's Trump Explains "Fake" Border Emergency Situation



Alec Baldwin returned this weekend to Saturday Night Live to mock President Donald Trump's national declaration of distress the day before to pay for his border wall.

"I am here to make a very urgent statement. "This was a major national emergency," Baldwin said after stepping to the podium at a White House press conference and dealing with reporters.

Before giving details of his urgency statement, he shared some other news.

just had a good health exam. I'm still standing at 6 feet 7, "he said with a straight face reminiscent of one of those weird Geico commercials.

As for the limit, he insisted," We. Need. Wall. We have a tremendous amount of drugs flowing from the southern border into this country, or the brown line, as many people have asked me not to name it. "

" That's why we need a wall because the wall works, "he said in broken English. "Wall makes sure. You do not have to be smart to understand that.

Then he admitted that he was not quite sincere.

"You all see why I have to fake this emergency, right?" "I have to because I want it's really easy we have a problem."

He then compared the US to China, but said that this country does not execute its citizens for non-violent crimes.

"Imagine that we use the death penalty for non-violent purposes crime here, we shot it ̵

1; bing, bing – two in the back of the head."

Baldwin's Trump finally got back to the point and said he would sign the papers and declare a border emergency, even though he knew he would do it immediately.

"And then it will land at the Supreme Court, and then I call my buddy [Brett] Kavanaugh, and me say, it's time to repay Donny, and he'll say: new phone, who is that? "Then the Mueller report is released, crumbling my house of cards," he went on, and went on, before after all these scenarios He finally decided to accept questions from reporters, but he declined to hear what the NBC correspondent had to say because "they

POTUS asked a reporter from Playboy magazine who was hoping for a "softball" question. But as soon as the reporter went hard – no pun intended – and illegal immigration as "a" down set, "cried Baldwin," sit down! "

From then on it went downhill.

Don Cheadle hosted SNL for the first time today. He was accompanied by musical guest Gary Clark Jr., who also made his debut in the NBC Sketch Comedy Series. Cheadle has not only starred in Showtime's Wall Street satire Black Monday but also Avengers: Endgame which will come to the theaters on April 26th. [Funktion (d, s, id) {
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