I can not believe that in 2019 we will fight any kind of football game for any kind of baseball game, but hey, there are good sides.
That is, Buckeye fans, you will be able to see how your boy does his thing on BTN! How cool is that ?! https://t.co/OkW3C0yF6J
– Joshua E Perry (@RIP_JEP) October 16, 2019
Word of the day: Fatuous.
WHERE THE GRASS IS LONG AND THE GAMES ARE NOT BEAUTIFUL. Take a seat, the pink locker rooms at Kinnick Stadium in the northwest undoubtedly have the most absurd home advantage of the conference ̵
You may have thought that this is just an urban legend, but first-hand accounts say it's very real.
By Nicole Auerbach by The Athletic ($):
"It may have been the longest grass I ever played between high school, college, and the NFL," says (Joshua) Perry , Coach (Pat) Fitzgerald knows what he has in his program year after year and he'll tell you that they are not the fastest and best athletes in his locker room, but they are smart and play hard If they let the grass grow longer and they feel the advantage over faster teams, they should have the right to do so, it's such a small thing … but I think I could do the same if I was him. "
The grass almost certainly helped keep the horse chestnuts within easy reach.
"I'd say if you see a player with grass coming from his knee pads and it does not slip, it's actually so high that you notice," says Teddy Greenstein, a college footballer. Author for Chicago Tribune, who has covered the game. "It seems like it's an urban legend, but I think it's an urban legend that's true, and it's wise of Northwestern to compete with half a dozen 4.4-yard guys against an opponent and have a 4.4 yard guy, you do everything to neutralize.
"It worked almost perfectly in this Ohio-based game. They almost got angry about it. … you must do everything to gain an advantage. "
At this point Northwestern only plays along.
– Northwestern Football (@NUFBFamily) October 16, 2019
The bad news for the Wildcats is that this works both ways offense certainly needs no help to move in slow motion.
THREEPEE. At this point, I get used to the NFL design every year, which looks like some damn commercial in Ohio, but there's a chance that this year's edition is the most outrageous.
See, this splendid dummy design by Michael Renner of Pro Football Focus:
1st CINCINNATI BENGALS: QB JOE BURROW, LSU
Burrow has played every game for Elite for half a season. He has lit one of the best secondaries in college football. He has a stronger arm and a faster release than Alabama's Tua Tagovailoa. We have never seen a quarterback with a higher grade in the first seven weeks of the season. He may not be on top of the boards at the moment, but he's shooting his way up.
2. MIAMI DOLPHINS: EDGE CHASE YOUNG, OHIO STATE
I strongly believe that the Dolphins have not completely eroded their squad to earn a consolation prize at QB. If you do not rank your man first in the standings, you will become the best available player. With the highest score we've ever received from a defensive lineman, Young certainly qualifies.
3. WASHINGTON REDSKINS: CB JEFFREY OKUDAH, OHIO STATE
Two consecutive horse chestnuts, as Young and Okudah are the two players with the highest defensive on our board. Okudah has only given a pass rating of 58.4 in his coverage of his career. He has all the length and athleticism to be a resting man in the NFL.
If you keep track of things at home, the following applies:
- Former Buckeye quarterback and Ohio State graduate
- Current horse chestnut
- Current horse chestnut
I'm not suggesting that we can use Joe Burrow as # DevelopedHere material at this point, and damn it, we're not going to create a draft day graphic for him once he's selected, but if Chris Chugunov is not the one First is taken quarterback, then you bet with your ass. I want it to be Joey B.
GET THIS EARLY ACTION. The state of Ohio may not look to Wisconsin, but Vegas is safe, and they have the Bucks as multi-score favorites over the lower creatures.
Currently at Westgate in Las Vegas @SuperBookUSA
Ohio State -10.5 Wisconsin
Alabama -10 LSU
– Phil Steele (@ philsteele042) October 16, 2019
I would tell you to make your bets now, but Wisconsin will be doing incredible things on Saturday to defend Illinois next week, you can get a better number to get.
Not that it really matters in any way, as the dollars will go up by 20. But why pay more, am I right?
UNREQUITED HATE? It seems that the next chapter in the Michigan Man's tragedy is pretending that the game is not so important to relieve the pain.
By Victor Mather of the New York Times:
The professors sought hardcore fans of North American pro teams and college football teams, asking them to award 100 points to their most hated rivals. A Minnesota fan could award 50 points for Wisconsin, 40 for Iowa and 10 for Michigan. Other fan communities could target their dislike more. A U.C.L.A. Fan could give Southern California 80, 90 or even all 100 points.
The rivalries with the highest scores according to these criteria are not necessarily the most famous or the most violent. Rather, they are the ones where neither team has other significant rivals to steal points. At the top of the college football table is Arizona Arizona. With no other serious rivals, the Arizona fans gave their rivals 89 points on average, and the State of Arizona returned an average of 83 points.
Second is a rivalry that almost everyone would call one of the biggest. Michigan fans gave Ohio State 69 points (with Michigan State and Notre Dame also receiving support). Ohio State fans even agreed: they gave Michigan 91 points.
Just nice percent compared to 91 percent (honestly, I'm embarrassed it was so low even). See, THAT is the mentality that has led you to this beautiful 1-14 recording over the past 15 years.
HOMAGE PAY. The fine folks at Homage not only produce wonderfully soft scarlet and gray threads, but also deliver delightful video content that bumps my goose bumps on this beautiful fall day.
Since we all share our "why we are horse chestnuts" stories, at age five I visited my oldest sister in Ohio State and confidently informed my parents that I would not go to kindergarten. Just go to college and be a horse chestnut ,
The tyrants made me wait another 13 years and moved to Georgia to increase the difficulty, but I did. And I may not be a letterman linebacker like Joshua Perry, Zack Boren or Bobby Carpenter, but I'll repair my alma mater and still pay homage.
NOT OBTAINED BY SPORT. I left the heroine successfully, but leaving Juul is even more difficult … The Iowa man is arrested for carrying a false "McLovin" ID … Human guinea pigs are preparing for the longest direct flight the world before … dollars from unsuspecting boomers … people are making thousands of dollars a month selling live cockroaches on eBay …