Are you dare we say it …
Needless to say, the whole experience has plagued people down their own personal trash chutes of existential crises.
The method is very simple
In the show, Kondo acts as a tiny garbage fairy for messy people; to share the wisdom of the "KonMari" method.
Kondo's book, which is simple in theory, can be endlessly complex in practice.
You divide all the stuff in your house ̵
It definitely has had an effect …
Has it actually inspired people to, you know, tidy up? It's hard to say. Firsthand accounts for donation bags to thrift stores, such as Beacon's Closet New York City.
"I have a lot of stuff, but I can say thousands of pieces," store manager Leah Giampietro told CNN.
January is the Closet's slow season for donations, Giampietro said, because it's cold and people do not want to bother. Not this January.
"People are looking to clean up their homes," she said.
In Chicago, Ravenswood Used Books received a month's worth of books in donations last week.
"We've been in this location for four years, and people would walk up and down the street," Jim Mall told CNN. "I think a lot of people are now beginning to know us."
Earlier this week, a man called to say he had thousands of books he wanted gone.
"So I hired a moving company and went to 50 boxes of books," Mall said.
… but it's hard to quantify
Goodwill – the nonprofit with a vast network of thrift stores – has heard about the "KonMari" method. A LOT.
However, since the new year is a big "tidy up and donate" time anyway, it's hard to place any uptick on donations on Kondo's 4-foot-8-inch shoulders.
"Activity [at our stores] is often the first week of January anyway," Goodwill's public relations and multimedia manager Malini Wilkes told CNN. "People have New Year's resolutions, people have time to get their boxes together, that's kind of thing."
Wilkes says the first time he talks about the online chatter, and finally, he says, "around the country" (local Goodwills are independently managed).
"Unfortunately, at the current time, it's too soon to determine the impact from the Marie Kondo show," Wilkes said.
"Some local goodwill have seen an increase in donations during the first week of January compared to last year, but others say that they have not seen a significant jump over last year."
It's helped the Kondo brand as well
Netflix DEFINITELY "Tidying Up with Marie Kondo" on the first day of the year, when people are probably at their most vulnerable and untidy. Kondo gently direct the evacuation of closets, kitchens and kunstkammers in pursuit of a tidier, happier existence.
Regardless of the numbers, social media chatter alone makes it clear the show is hitting people where it hurts. Twitter timelines are full of "Tidying Up" jokes, most of which are between self-awareness and laughing self-loathing. They're so full of people proudly sharing their new, sparser, neater surroundings.
… and it shows no sign of slowing down
Take Hannah Johnson. The Bedford, UK-based blogger and mom wrote about her own marathon tidying sessions inspired by the show.
She told CNN that after taking a few hours of Kondo's wizardy, she set her down on an iPad while her husband was at work and tidied her way straight through her wardrobe and set of drawers. It was not easy.
"Perhaps they were taking up space and being unloved when they could have loved someone else's wardrobe," she said.
Two garbage bags of clothes later, she was feeling a little lighter. Tidier. More KonMari.
"With all this tidying and purging, soul-searching and masochistic Netflix binging, it's no wonder that Kondo's nearly 5-year-old
At least when you read the book, you do not have to watch the TV screen, politely judging you for your messy, messy ways .