"Side Hustle" is a recurring column in which author Charles Holmes discusses prominent and prominent products. You can read his previous entry about Ed Sheerans ketchup here. If you feel like it, you can also read his review of Rick Ross's Hair Care and Care.
Celebrity: Travis Scott
Product: Reese's Puffs
Who is this? The Most Sophisticated Palate
I have not eaten any cereal bowls for more than a week. Cow's milk, bread, rice, pasta, potatoes, fries, pizza, bananas, apples, cakes, cakes, biscuits Every evening I go home in a refrigerator and a pantry without delicacies and full of vegetables, cheese and various sausages. I eat like a recently divorced caveman.
This is the keto diet for you. My body feels refreshed since I decided last month to take out most of what I love from my normal eating habits, but my soul is now catatonic.
If you investigate, find that all foods are worth living In general, not the ones that keep you alive the longest. It's hard to see what exactly triggered my struggle for survival ̵
Travis Scott then announced a signature box containing Reese's puffs, which would be sold for $ 50 (and remember, Travis Scott products are for sale). The best live rapper and the best live cereal had a baby, and this baby was destined to bring a weed hunter to my ketosis-induced enlightenment. As I twirled the expertly crafted acrylic tin with foil flashes, emerald cacti and theme park cards, Travis Scott's action figure mascot stared at me from the front of the cereal box. I had to eat the sweet, expensive cereal bowl – my career depended on it. The diet was over.
I can not say if monoglycerides, dextrose and corn syrup penetrated my body after I had cut out sugar for a week, or if a special La Flame energy was acting on me, but it was so small cutest nectar that ever touched my lips. Birds In The Trap Sing McKnight beamed from my headphones to improve mood. Satisfaction whirled around in my heart.
Travis Scott's Reese's Puffs, at $ 50 a pack, was by far the most expensive cereal bowl I've ever tasted. Currently, 15 people are "watching" a box of the same cereal on eBay, which costs $ 165. Given that there are 11 servings per container, market forces are forcing me to eat a $ 15 cereal bowl. Honestly, this seems to be a bargain on the grain market in my nutrient-rich state. My desire to make the experience last was so overwhelming that I decided to eat two moves at once, then one until they were all gone.
Thirty minutes later, with a stomach full of chocolate and peanut butter corn pellets, 2% milk and a hint of guilt came to me: sometimes we have to sacrifice our health for the things we love. There is a special place in my heart for celebrity products, especially for rapper-recommended breakfast foods. To experience Travis Scott's transformation into a grain genius is a sacrifice to which I was ready. The keto diet will still be here tomorrow.